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Does this girl Ever close her mouth?

Sean — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:48:21 +0000

15+ different pictures of the same girl with her mouth wide open in every shot. Does she ever close her mouth?

Star Wars Episode IV

Sean — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:00:28 +0000

This is an amazing 1 minute 30 second video. The cutest little 3 year old girl explaining the storyline behind Star Wars Episode IV.

Miss Teen USA 2007

Sean — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:04:39 +0000

Miss Teen USA 2007: Ms. South Carolina answers a question. Very funny.

People are like Slinkies

Sean — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:19:26 +0000

Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Light travels faster than sound

Sean — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:37:47 +0000

Did you know that light travels faster than sound? This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Photographic memory

Sean — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:02:16 +0000

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

The statistics on sanity

Sean — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:42:53 +0000

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Choose between two evils

Sean — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:12:23 +0000

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Have you got anything without spam?

Sean — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:28:49 +0000

At approximately 10:06 PM last night iDreamThings.com had it’s first spam comment!

My question is this, could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Monty Python is awesome. Spam is not.

Never argue with an idiot

Sean — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:55:24 +0000

Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.