i Dream Things

Did you know that light travels faster than sound? This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.

Well it’s the first Monday of the month and I just realized that this February we have leap year.

Basically we have 29 total days verses only 28 in the month. I never understood the whole “leap year” thing. How about you?

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. The only true wisdom consists of knowing you know nothing.

IKEA has some pretty white bathrooms. They smell nice too.