i Dream Things

A nice happy morning post about Google, REM and the Large Hadron Collider.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn… that was fun!”

American consumers have slowed down cell phone purchasing for the third quarter in a row, but are buying more expensive phones with more features. Oh, what the hell: Let’s blame Apple.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

15+ different pictures of the same girl with her mouth wide open in every shot. Does she ever close her mouth?

Tim Burton Batmobile On eBay For $500,000 USD.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

The world situation always seems to me like people killing each other over chocolate -vs- vanilla, when I don’t even want ice cream.